I loved this one:

Baseball pitcher admits to gay porn role

Some baseball athlete probably let himself get blown for 10 seconds to make some change, and it becomes this huge thing he’s got to come clean about! Who cares? If it were str8 pr0n it wouldn’t have been nearly such an issue.

All his buddies had to stand by him, “Yeah, he’s ok, cuz, whew, we thought he might be gay, but thank god he’s not, so he’s cool!” Is basically what their support of him is saying. It must be so rough to be thought of as gay. Give me a break!