Too funny. Found the link for this from my RSS feed from BoingBoing. It’s that little warning brochure you find in the back of the seat in front of you on an airplane ride for what appears to be a Russian airline.
Looks like you need to watch out for space aliens and red blobs outside airplane doors. The English translations are the best (the subject is one):
In call you hear clashes in the airplane’s saloon when the task force uses the light grenades or tear-gas, close your eyes and do not stir them bind is as you can
Truer words of wisdom hath ne’er been spoken.
September 16th, 2004 at 9:24 am
2 Responses to “Do not express you angry, do not wipe in voice”
what the fu#@!
September 16, 2004 @ 9:49 amExactly. Hopefully no one is ever actually dependent on that. Not like, in the awful event of a hijacking, you’ll pull it out and start reviewing the helpful advice!!
September 16, 2004 @ 3:23 pm