A few years ago, I didn’t expect this debate, and it certainly does feel like the Spanish Inquisition to me!

I barely have the heart to blog yet again about this. It’s just…….sad. I’m becoming apathetic about it all. So, I’m just going to come clean with all of you about some facts about this world:

The world is flat and is actually a silver platter carried on the back of a turtle. If you’re at the end of this platter and reach out at night, you can grab the black fabric that hangs over us which has pinholes in it and looks like stars. The entire universe was created in exactly 168 hours, and women are comprised entirely of the matter of one male human rib bone.

Babies are actually flown into the maternity ward of hospitals by storks. The big belly women get is just from eating a lot of food.

The entire species homo sapiens is descended from one female and one male and has just been very lucky to have not had the inbreeding problems that later descendants had. No, wait, inbreeding infers DNA which leads to the big bad E word (evolution), so scratch all that. Inbreeding, ‘mutation’, inherited diseases, etc. are just part of the vast left wing conspiracy which currently has a choke hold on the media.

Oh, and most modern paleontological, biological, genetic, and, um, most other science is based on made up evidence.

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