I had to steal the title from a quote in
the article, it was too perfect.

Thankfully our duly elected, taxpayer-dollar-paid representatives in the Texas House are working hard to stop that vile, immoral cesspool of sexual depravity from spreading their filth any longer.

Yes folks, I’m talking about high school cheeleaders shaking their booty to the beat. It’s just filthy and suggestive!

Oh god. ROFLMAO! I can’t keep it up any longer, I’m about to bust out laughing. What a joke!! The sad thing is…I have to quote Jon Stewart here, “I’m not F*#@king making this up!”.

CNN.com - Texas House to cheerleaders: Don’t shake it - May 5, 2005