Jesus. Did everyone hear about this? This dumb fuck, who, sadly, has tons of viewers for the 700 Club, aka, “Burn the infidels”, said on air we should assassinate the democratically elected leader of Venezuela.
Wow! The Bush administration clamped down immediately on such hateful, terrorist-like speech, since we’re so big on stopping terrorist acts against democracies, right?
Uh, no:
State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said Tuesday that Robertson has the right of any private citizen to say whatever he wants, but added that the televangelist’s remarks “do not represent the views of the United States.”
“His comments are inappropriate…”
Them’s some harsh words there. We definitely told him! What a bunch of fucking imbeciles we have running this country.
CNN.com - U.S. dismisses Chavez assassination call - Aug 23, 2005
Ah, but the comments at the Amazon site will make you feel better! Some choice selections:
- “One star for the book, five stars for the trouser wettingly funny lot of reviews it spawned on amazon.com. Average, three stars.”
- “Praise Jeebus, fascist parents now have a book he whole family can enjoy. I look forward to the sequel in which all government regulations and taxes have been suspended, resulting in Tommy and Lou’s lemons becoming contaminated by Dioxin and their schools and hospital closing for lack of revenue. Luckily, again because of deregulation, they are able to continue selling their tainted lemonade without restraint or taxation. Their school closes, but they are able to learn everything they need - from Creationism to the fiery Hell awaiting liberals, at Mommy’s Home Skool and Holy Ghost Chapel. Praise.”
- “After you’ve read this, be sure to read this one: ‘Help! Mom! There Are Right Wing Conservatives In The Closet And They Won’t Come Out!’”
Enjoy!
August 24, 2005 @ 6:50 amLet’s also pray* for the death of a Supreme Court Judge, and isn’t it great that so many are dying by god’s hand (god is a pissed-off woman named Katrina) so that Roberts can skate in. Listen to this guy and you will spontaneously combust - which is just what he wants.
*Praying is what stupid people call hoping really hard.
(Found this by searching for “pat robertson” and “f—ing idiot”)
September 8, 2005 @ 10:44 pm