I kid you not. You can buy this at Amazon.com right now. “Help! Mom! There are Liberals under my Bed!”. I hear the next one will be titled “Help! Mom! There are people different than me under my bed, atheists, gays, Arabs, and Muslims, help me discriminate against them and foster a culture of violence and ignorance in the name of religion!” (They’re still working on trimming the title of that one down a little).

This would be hysterically funny satire if I read it in 1984 or something. As it is, it’s just…..creepy.

Coming September 2005: “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed”… | The Huffington Post