All hail his holy noodleness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)!

If you haven’t been following on the blogosphere lately, FSM is the deity behind the satirical religion of Pastafarianism, of which I am most DEFINITELY a proud member.

It was created by digerati in response to the recent ignorant, backwater, dumbfucks in one of the inbred states, I forget which one, which are requiring “intelligent design” to be taught alongside evolution in science classes, cuz, you know, they’ze is smarts and knows skience bet’r'n’em skintists.

The sad thing is, another state is getting a similar law passed, and the representative behind it said “I’m sure all of you, like myself, were taught growing up there was a higher power behind everything” (not an exact quote but very close). I’m sorry, but I’m an ATHEIST!! I don’t believe in a higher power, and it should not be taught in schools. It’s called separation of church and state! I’m fine with religions (PLURAL) being covered in a comparative religions course. In fact I think such a course would be a real eye-opener. But I’m sure it would be “forcing others views” on fundies’ children.

Anyway, his noodleness the Flying Spaghetti Monster was created (lo, discovered) to prove a point. If you’re going to require disguised Christianity be taught in schools, you need to be fair and teach that some of us believe a great flying mass of spaghetti and meatballs flew from that deep bowl of marinara known as space and created earth and all the living things on it. In other words, don’t try and shove your backwards beliefs down my throat jackass!

Anyway, thought I’d bring all my readers in on the loop. I’ll probably put a FSM graphic up on the site soon. All hail his holy noodleness! May his noodly appendage touch you!

Ramen.