Sorry, I just can’t resist after hearing so much wisdom, I MUST share it with the world:

“I didn’t burn the bridge, but I was certainly smelling smoke” (In reference to “buring a bridge” with another co-worker by getting them upset)

“Wisdom & Youth are not often travelling companions on the road of life”

“He was dropping bowling balls in bathtubs” (Someone was “making waves” at a meeting)